Шлепанье для дамы с милой пухлой жопой!

Would you like me to call the police? - What? Say what?

I was out here... - Have you been trespassing?

In the garden? - Yes, in the garden. Gated property.

Did you climb the gate? You actually had to climb over the sign saying 'no entry, no trespassers'.

I didn't actually climb it. I just used the old catwalk.

Oh, right. So you're definitely up to no good then, aren't you?

I just climbed up a little bit. That's all.

Nurse, would you like me to call the police so they can find out?

Perhaps they'll be able to look into their records and find out.

Do you have any idea what you're having a look for?

Huh? Let's go on then. You might want to step back.

No, I'm not going to. - I'll go and see if you can bring them a place.

I've got another idea for saving paperwork. Maybe I should punish you myself.

You're stupid. - We can do it with a *****.

I'm going to stab you in the corner with my hands on my head.

No. You're going to have your hands on your head and I'm going to smack your bottom while they're there.

I don't think so. - Really?

Would you like me to call the police then? Is that what you're saying?

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