Секс в жопе девственницы

So I've done a lot of thinking, and today's the day I want to try anal. Everyone's doing it! I've been watching a lot of porn and those girls are really hot! If I want to compete with those porn stars then I should probably do what they're doing. So would you stick it in my butt? I can't promise it's going to fit. But we can try, and we can keep trying until my ass is swallowing your cock like those pros on the internet you like so much.