Размещение моего ключа целомудрия пошло не так

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Went out at 5am on Sunday December 31st to post my chastity keys, thinking that I would therefore be locked until at least Wednesday, as there is no post until Tuesday 2nd January... only, as you will see, things didn't quite go to plan...